"The only person who can control the weather is Beyoncé," Kimmel said on Thursday.
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The Eye of the Storm
Meteorologists in Florida and North Carolina have been facing death threats and angry messages from viewers who think they are complicit in a Democratic-led plot to direct hurricanes toward Republican voting districts.
Jimmy Kimmel was flabbergasted on Thursday by this "bonkers idea." He said, "Donald Trump has pushed us to the point where we can't even agree on the weather. What a stupid time to be alive."
"And of course, before the storm even hit, the Trumpers were blaming the White House for all this, which is interesting because two weeks ago, 11 House Republicans from Florida voted against keeping the government and FEMA fully funded. Then, when Hurricane Helene came to visit, they all signed a letter asking President Biden for federal funding. This is how it goes now." -- JIMMY KIMMEL
"Has anyone thought about unplugging America and plugging it back in again? 'Cause it could use a reboot." -- JIMMY KIMMEL
"Donald Trump should be forced to live on an island with all these people. Listen, dummies, the government can't control the weather. The only person who can control the weather is Beyoncé." -- JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (25 Days Until the Election Edition)
"You guys, Election Day is only 25 days away. Just think, in 25 days, Trump will either be saying he won or saying he didn't lose." -- JIMMY FALLON
"Yeah, 25 days. Trump just got an election Advent calendar that gives him a new conspiracy theory every day: [imitating Trump] 'Ooh, immigrants are stealing our Hulu passwords. They're watching "Murders in the Building" for free.'" -- JIMMY FALLON
"The polls say it is a tossup. It might ultimately come down to which candidate can deliver a new R.V. to Clarence Thomas first." -- JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
Eric Idle of Monty Python discussed his new book, "The Spamalot Diaries," with Jordan Klepper on Thursday's "Daily Show."
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