Tough guy Dave Bautista was not pulling any punches when he eviscerated Donald Trump in a faux ad for Jimmy Kimmel Live, calling the Republican presidential nominee a "whiny little bitch."
During a monologue for his late-night show on Wednesday that touched on a recent poll that indicated male voters were more in favor of Trump than his Democratic opponent Kamala Harris, Jimmy Kimmel enlisted the help of the Dune actor and former professional wrestler to dispel the notion that Trump was a tough guy.
"Young, straight white men love Donald Trump," said Kimmel. "They see him as a macho, macho man, if you will. He eats red meat, he pretends to follow UFC, he's into crypto and sneakers and NFTs. He's a dude, a bro, and a boss all rolled into one."
But is he truly the "strong alpha man these men believe him to be?" Not according to "one of the toughest guys I know," said Kimmel, introducing Bautista's segment.
"Fellas, we gotta talk," began Bautista from a boxing ring. "A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He's not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds."
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Added the actor, "Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It's like a garbage bag full of buttermilk." Plus, Trump is "barely strong enough to hold an umbrella," he said alongside a clip of the candidate in a rainstorm. "He's got jugs. Big ones. Like Dolly Parton."
Trump also "cheats in golf," Bautista continued. "He creeps around beauty pageant dressing rooms. You know that little dance he does? He looks like he's jacking off a pair of giraffes." The Guardians of the Galaxy actor added, "He's moody. He pouts. He throws tantrums. He acts like a 5-year-old behind the wheel of a truck."
So "this November, let's stop kidding ourselves," Bautista said, listing all the things Trump is supposedly afraid of ("rain," "dogs," "windmills," "Meryl f---ing Streep"). "But mostly, he's terrified that real red-blooded American men will find out that he's a weak, tubby toddler." He concluded by calling Trump a "whiny little bitch."
Bautista encouraged his social media followers to go out and vote in an Instagram post shared last month, accompanied by a photo of him in a T-shirt that endorsed Harris and her VP running mate Tim Walz. "Made my freedom heard," he captioned the post, calling on voters to do their part. "Your voice matters, and this election's too important to sit out."
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